"Have you seen snail? you work like that!" these words were showered upon me by primary teacher.I recollect these words whenever i travel in today's roads.
I got dressed up in dark blue pant and light blue shirt with a matching dark blue stripped tie. Also with black shoes. got into mtc bus to reach my destination. atlast when i reched after a long short journey at the speed of 00009*10^-3km/sec, it was difficult to distinguish whether tie was better in stripes or my pressed dress with stripes caused by rush in the bus.My well polished shoes had the footprints of many known/unknown souls which appeared as a modern art of spirals and lines.Yet, i felt myself to be blessed as the state of the driver and conductor of the bus is worse than mine.
You would be jam packed in the bus as pickle in a pickle bottle.Believe it or not! when a person gets in or out of bus, you are provided a free treatment package of accupuncture,body message and touch therapy all at a time and that too free of cost.if you have forgot to hear suprabhatam in the morning, no need to worry, you can tune your ears to remix of suprabhatam from conductor of the bus, by just giving Rs 500 note for a 3 rupee ticket(you can also use 50 rupees note, but for better results use the former).Not only this, you are also provided a free test to see how competitive you are in this business world.
Objective of the test is to occupy just now evacuated seat.
judjing criteria are
1>how much attentive you are
2>how tactical is your approach
3>whether you succeded or not
If you accomplish this mission, the happiness you derive out of its success is superior than the one with your girlfriend.
the MTC ride is always the chakravyuha puzzle faced by abhimanyu like us.once you get in, it is ten times difficult to get out. you should make preparations to get out before the five stops from your destination.move inch by inch as the metro water and reach the foot board.you can confirm your status when you hear the icy words of conductor for footboard travelling.
donot come to the conclusion that the solution is to own your vehicle, it is like jumping from frying pan to fire directly.
so the formulae for sucess is
1>eat well, excercise well, have a strong body build up
advantage->you can easily smash the obstrucles in your path(both movable(humans) and immovables)
2>be small in size, think intelligently
advantage->you can quickly get in and out and fit into anypart of the carrier(bus)
choose the one which suits your physique
suggestion->don't be an intermediate, you would be intermented by a interminable process.
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